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daisy johnson (27) Not Harper. I need a better Cuddlr profile.

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[distorqueo]

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hi

[distorqueo]

hi

what's harper?

[battleshipping]

a person who has the same face (and body? never thought about it eesh)
as i do

also, ice breaker

[distorqueo]

that sounds confusing
would it be less troubling if they had the same face and a different body?

[battleshipping]

that
i don't know how to answer
i'm pretty sure there must be some differences
scars, toned muscles, stuff like that

[distorqueo]

are you the one with the toned muscles?

[ wanda this is not how you make friends. ]

[battleshipping]

i haven't actually asked her to show me her abs but
i am one with toned muscles?

[distorqueo]

that's good

[ explain. ]

you're superior

[battleshipping]

[sounds like SOMETHING ERIK WOULD SAY]

pure speculation

[distorqueo]

[ not even the mcu can kill dat family resemblance ]

i could always ask her to show me her abs but i think the request would be misconstrued

[battleshipping]

[lord, wanda, wtf]

that's very thorough of your research process but yeah, maybe don't???

[distorqueo]

i won't!! i am taking your word for it

[battleshipping]

pretty sure at one point i'm going to ask her out of curiosity
and i'm blaming you

[distorqueo]

i think it's important to know these things about your doppelgangers

or you could pretend they don't exist but you skipped that part

[battleshipping]

there's curiosity and then there's being rude

[distorqueo]

that distinction has often eluded me
i'm sorry?

[battleshipping]

not really that bothered
you're not the first person i've met like that

[distorqueo]

[ her first thought is to ask if it's her brother, but - he's not here anymore and he generally didn't have much patience for the network while he was. ]

it's not intentional
i don't talk to people much

[battleshipping]

well, that's easily fixed
we're talking now

[distorqueo]

you don't regret it yet?

[thiwp]

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[battleshipping]

[she took a quick peek.]

you know i haven't played mario karts in ages

[thiwp]

it's not actually even called "mario" here, but it's the same game, same controls.
same uncanny ability to temporarily damage friendships
but you can choose to ride a motorcycle in the game now so y'know
worth it

[battleshipping]

any friendship that can't outlast video game defeat should be ashamed